What's funny is I got mistaken for DJ Mertz.
The conversation went like this...
"Aren't you DJ Mertz?" says random girl.
"Uh, no. Why?" says me
"Oh. I thought you were DJ Mertz." says girl. "Don't you spin at the High Dive sometimes?"
"Uh, no." says me.
"You're not ... Kaila?" says girl.
"Uh, no." says me. "But thanks. Kaila is Little Big Bass. DJ Mertz is a dude."
"Oh! Sorry." says girl.
Me n' Kaila are both superfly dope ass white girls, but we don't look a thing alike. Also, she's got talent on the decks, and I can barely run the turntable at WEFT. I took as it a complement though.